Coffee Stain Publishing and developers Coffee Stain Studios, Coffee Stain North, and Deep Silver FISHLABS have announced Goat Simulator Remastered for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series, and PC (Steam, Epic Games Store, Microsoft Store). It will launch in 2024.
“Get ready to be transported back to 2014, where times were simpler and everyone just wanted to be a Goat,” said Coffee Stain Publishing producer Joel Rydholm in a press release. “Goat Simulator Remastered is launching during the 10th anniversary of the original game, and we’re so excited to celebrate by bringing back the inspiration behind both Goat Simulator 2 and Goat Simulator 3, giving fans an opportunity to re-experience beloved goat-fueled memories with glorious new graphics and improvements.”
Here is an overview of the game, via Coffee Stain Publishing:
About
Goat Simulator Remastered is the latest in goat simulation technology. Your favorite chaotic sandbox is back and more beautiful than ever, with updated graphics, every downloadable content, and more bugs that you can shake a goat at. WASD to rewrite history.
Your goal? Chaos! Your muse? Pilgor the goat! If you’ve had your horns in the sand for the last 10 years, Goat Simulator is a game about causing as much destruction as you possibly can, as a goat. Headbutt, backflip and ragdoll your way around each level to earn points, and come up with creative ways to ruin an NPC’s day.
Goat Simulator Remastered is the remaster no one asked for. It comes with everything you loved about the original game and more, with new and improved visuals, updated textures, shiny new lighting, and some brand-new foliage showing off the finest in advanced goat simulation technology. We’ve also completely reworked Mutators, allowing you to pick and choose whichever “goat” you desire from a handy in-game menu. You just have to catch them all first!
The remaster also includes every downloadable content from the PC version, and one of our favorites from the mobile version, including:
- “GoatVille” – The Big Apple of Goat Simulator, as some would say…
- “Goat City Bay” – The coastal jewel of northern GoatAsia.
- “Goat MMO” – A fantasy adventure across lands unknown.
- “Goat Z” – Can you survive the apocalypse?
- “PAYDAY” – Gather your crew and prepare for a heist!
- “Waste Of Space” – Explore the outer reaches of space and see what popular sci-fi references lie within…
- “Buck to School” – From Goat Simulator Mobile, GoatVille high has a new jock in town.
There are also less exciting new things, like general optimization and bug fixing—but we promise we mainly fixed the boring ones.
Key Features
- You can be a goat… again.
- No really, that’s still the main selling point.
- A brand spanking new mutator menu that lets you mix and match goats to your heart’s content—if your contentment means abominations.
- As buggy as you remember—just because it’s a remaster doesn’t mean we haven’t left in an unhealthy dose of physics-based bugs because why not?
- All downloadable content included—we could have sold them separately to you again, but if we’re honest this is already a cash-grab.
- New and improved graphics, lighting, VFX and animations – as well as revamped foliage for the prettiest leaves you’ll see in a Goat Simulator game excluding Goat Simulator 3.
Disclaimer
Goat Simulator Remastered is a completely stupid game and has been a completely stupid game since we first invented goat simulation over 10 years ago. We’ve said it before, but you should absolutely be spending your money on something else, like a neat hat, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
Watch the announcement trailer below. View the first screenshots at the gallery.