Square Enix E3 hype video teases six surprises
posted on 06.12.15 at 11:00 PM EDT by (@salromano)
Your head might explode while watching the conference.

Square Enix Presents

Square Enix Presents has released one of its famous E3 teaser videos.

The teaser suggests Square Enix has at least six surprises for its June 16 press conference.

Here are the takeaways:

  • Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward. Go hands on with the upcoming expansion. Flying mounts are here!”
  • Just Cause 3. The highly anticipated title will parachute in new info for everyone.”
  • Deus Ex: Human Revolution will be here. You might’ve asked for this. Tune in to find out all about this action RPG during the show.”
  • “We’ll have programs focusing on [BLEEPED OUT]. What? That was weird. Moving on.”
  • Dragon Quest Heroes: The World Tree’s Woe and the Blight Below. We’ll be discussing all the high points about this new entry in the beloved series.”
  • “We’ll bring the world premiere of [BLEEPED OUT]. Ohh, I get it. It’s so secret I can’t talk about it.”
  • “Well what about [BLEEPED OUT]? Ooooo…K.”
  • “But I’m sure people will want to hear about [BLEEPED OUT]. Keeping ’em in suspense, huh?”
  • “I bet people’s heads will explode when they hear about [BLEEPED OUT]. Alright, alright. Keep calm there, bleepers.”
  • “Maybeifthisoneissaidreallyfas-[BLEEPED OUT]. Not. Fast. Enough.”
  • Life is Strange will also be here! We’ll catch up with the dev team about the further adventures of Max and Chloe.”
  • “Oh yeah. That’s [the Square Enix E3 press conference] gonna be big ya’ll. Well, you all heard Sir Beepington.”

Watch the teaser below.

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