Grand Theft Auto V ‘Epsilon Program’ video
posted on 04.22.13 at 04:54 PM EST by (@salromano)
Trees talk, but only some people can hear them.

Rockstar Games has released a Grand Theft Auto V teaser video detailing the “12 Goals of Epsilonism,” the game’s fictional religion.

Among the tenets, you’ll learn that “aliens exist and are present on earth,” “trees talk, but only some people hear them,” and “people who believe in something live much longer than atheists.”

These are all facts, of course.

A man (pictured), probably a key figure of the religion, appears towards the end.

“The Epsilon Program does not exist in just one time or place. We invite you to visit one of our enlightenment centers,” reads Rockstar’s website. “Directions will be provided in one week’s time.”

Watch the video below.