Candella Software and Saga Wonderworks have announced a new racer coming to PS3, Xbox 360, PC, PSP, Wii, and iPhone today. Cargasm, as it’s titled, boasts the return of the “classic arcade racer”, giving players numerous supercars to speed through tracks set in real-world locations like London, San Francisco, Egypt, and Switzerland.
The press release claims that Cargasm‘s London levels “are the most photorealistic in the history of videogames”, with buildings and monuments “accurate to within inches”. They claim that “every window, doorway, balcony and lamp post is exactly as it is in the real city.”
One of Cargasm‘s big features is the Cargasm Harem. As players race, Cargasm Girls will cheer them on. If they’re fast enough, players can collect these girls for their Harem. As players win more races, new cars, trophies, and Ecstasy points will be unlocked and uploaded to an online leaderboard.
These trophies have some naughty names, too. Try Thrust, Lesbos, Orgy, Playboy, and Cargasm Sultan on for the size.
Playing online, players will be able to upload their race stats to sites like Facebook and Hi5, provide status updates about their in-game achievements and invite buddies to racing sessions.
“Our focus is on pure racing fun rather than simulation.,” says Ajith Ram, Creative Director of Cargasm. “We are expecting gamers to go oooh aahh aahhh……….with gaming ecstasy.”
No word yet on the release date. Although I predict a lot of online orgies happening when it does come out. For now, just check out the first six screenshots.
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