Atlus has released a new trailer for their upcoming PlayStation 3 retro adventure RPG, 3D Dot Game Heroes. The new trailer is so full of retro love, that it is in fact retro-sexy. Don’t believe me? Ask Atlus’ Aram Jabari.

“Atlus scientists are very excited to announce a breakthrough,” begin a jittery, caffeine-addled Aram Jabbari, Manager of Public Relations and Sales at Atlus. “Many, many sleepless nights later, we’ve achieved our goal: cramming all of the retro-sexiness that is 3D Dot Game Heroes into a single video trailer. At first we thought it couldn’t be done, and maybe we only think we’ve succeeded… I mean, maybe it just isn’t possible to capture all of the humor and parody of the full game, all of the aspects that make it both a stunning new retro adventure and a tribute to the legends of gaming past, in a single video. You’ll just have to see for yourselves, I guess…” he trailed off before hurriedly shoving another cup of coffee at his mouth.

There you have it. Sexy.