April Fool’s Watch: SLAM Announced from Ruffian

If you see some site named SCRAWL announcing a street-like RPG from the Scottish developers at Ruffian Games, don’t believe them. Word on the street has it that there is no such thing as SLAM and that the whole game announcement was just some made up April Fool’s joke from them.
What jerks. I bet they’re sorry if they led anybody on though.
Seriously though, the game idea was pretty awesome. We kind feel bad for making the joke now because we want to play SLAM ourselves. Hey, how about it, Ruffian?
As for the so-called “artwork” from the game, that was actually done by DeviantArt’s Stplmstr.
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you bish! >:c
got my hopes up for a new kind of RPG >:C
your going to make this game yourself now bastard.
Haha, if I would I could. I excited myself making up this one.
i pictured a next gen getting up with rpgs element to it and the way you described it…
:c
whore.